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B.O.O.T

When you turn on the Mac, this is what happens:

1. The Mac Chime sound

2. Show Apple logo and spinning wheel.

3. Login screen

4. Load up.

5. Keep the total boot time to 20 to 25 seconds so that windows doesn’t feel bad.

When you turn on the PC, this is what happens:

1. Ha ha ha.

2. Show Windows logo and send a tiny blue line spinning in a line to show that it is doing something.

3. Wait for user to get irritated.

4. Show a better Windows logo and a fancier blue thingy spinning in a line to show that it is doing something else much fancier than before. Put the word Microsoft before every word (including the word Microsoft).

5. Show following random messages

- Windows is starting up (Duh!)

- Running Startup scripts

-  Applying user settings

- Sending viruses to Alien ships

- Ordering Pizza

- Laughing at the frustrated user.

6.  Login screen. Ask user to press the secret combination to invoke the login prompt (read CTRL-ALT-DEL)

7. Wait for Logging in.

8. Login and Load up all the taskbar programs and don’t let the user do anything else.

9. If Superman has done 1 million rounds around the Earth (assuming he does 1 round per second), then allow the user to take control and do the work.

Well, I guess this is one other opposites of life that I should have mentioned in my previous post!

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  1. September 3, 2009 at 10:43 pm | #1

    That was some boot to somebody !!

    LOL : “If Superman has done 1 million rounds around the Earth (assuming he does 1 round per second), then allow the user to take control and do the work.”

  2. September 3, 2009 at 11:49 pm | #2

    haa..haa..haa… :lol:

    But you can disable Alt+ctrl+del option if you want ;) [as if you didn't know!!] :D :D

  3. curdriceaurora
    September 4, 2009 at 12:37 am | #3

    Try Win7 on a home PC.

  4. September 4, 2009 at 5:10 am | #4

    shaaaks.
    so which is better?

  5. September 5, 2009 at 2:32 am | #5

    Hibernating the PC instead of shutting it down used to work well for me on Win XP. But this new laptop came with Vista where they managed to screw up everything, including the startup time, even when coming up from hibernation.

    Too bad, i am too much of a windows user to move to apple now.

  6. Dev
    September 5, 2009 at 2:45 am | #6

    You have my mind ‘wackily’ booted up ;-)
    What a wacky post…

  7. September 5, 2009 at 9:54 am | #7

    really? my windows XP works just fine.

  8. October 2, 2009 at 12:52 pm | #8

    this is wat happens happens after the boot – Mac, 1. Open Safari, browse 2. Open itunes, hear music 3. Open QuickTime see movies repeat 1,2,3 close it. Windows (My PC) do wat ever a Computer has to do, wat ever a server has to do..music, gaming, browsing, programming.. yeh.. MAC is good if nothing is better than something.. I agree Windows has many problems, but this seems little exaggeration..

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