Ever since there was Web 2.0, I don’t know if it revolutionized the Internet very much, but the suffix 2.0 has caused a huge stir in the vocabulary of common geek man (Common Geek is one who lusts for that 1TB USB external hard drive for $99 through techbargains.com).
Here is what has happened so far:
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Geek Husband: Honey, Dosa is so boring. It is simple and plain like the old text only Internet.
Wife: Ok, Let me get creative.
Geek Husband: Wow! I love this tomato Dosa, Wow Spicy Dosa and Masala dosa, Double Wow! This is so good, this is so latest, this is so Dosa 2.0!
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Wife: (In a Hot tone) Honey, what we are going to experience tonight is going to be like never before, It is going to be so 2.0
Geek Husband: (Reddish and Profusely sweating and stammering) ehhhh…errr… really …2.0?
Wife: What! Did you forget? We are going out for Ice skating tonight? I told you … Don’t you remember!
Geek Husband: Ohhh! that … Skating 2.0! I thought … never mind! (Wiping the sweat)
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… In a early 2000′s Yahoo chat room …
mduveeran: Yo all, Cricket is so boring don’t you think! Hate the one whole day games and completely reject 5 days!
rdrav2000: Get off mduveeran, You know nothing about cricket and its technicals.
lmodi2008: a/s/l please?
sach2001: Hmm, agree with you rdrav2000. lmodi2008, boooriinnnggg! ask any other question.
mduveeran: ahhhhhhh, I am yelling. I will Pee and come back and Yell! No one is listening to my Idea, Cricket 2.0!
lmodi2008: Hmm, I will Pee and Yell. Hmm, I Pee Yell. hmm, IPL. Got it guys, Cricket 2.0. May be we should play 20 overs a side game.
rdrav2000: Ha ha ha, In your dreams lmodi2008!
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The above dialogues are completely Imaginary 2.0 and has nothing to do with any real life character 2.0.
