Fictional than strange

I cannot imagine more than 3 dimensions, but scientists say there are 10. What could be occupying the dimension 10, I thought. A group of Supreme beings or perhaps one single humongous unisex creature? A creature that sits all day and does nothing but write a book or perhaps a bunch of them writing different chapters of the same book, The book of our Universe, a full abridged monstrous Epic about the life of a tiny segment of life form called human beings?

It is said that while great writers know how to take their story along, they believe in letting their Character lead their plot rather than themselves. So do these Creatures know the plot but want us to lead the plot? Does life as it exists happen as the way they write it? Is everything around us simply an imagination penned by these creatures? And since we exist in this imagination does everything look normal to us and we take it for granted?

A hard solid brown coloured tubular body with irregularities and draping of green coloured filmy shapes upon them and we just assume this piece of imagination as a Tree? A vast area of bouncy liquid and we call it the Sea? An Infinite area of blue shade and we call it the Sky? We have got so used to the things around, don’t we call all these strangely shaped props as our normal environment, while this strange work of imagination is nothing but fictional to the highly advanced creature in the Tenth Dimension?

Are we all just Fictional than Strange?

Picture from IGN Movies.

This was the thought that ran into my head when I finally got a chance and settled down to watch a brilliant movie Stranger than Fiction. A novel writer Karen Eiffel, who writes only tragedies writes about an IRS Tax man in her new book and strangely enough whatever she writes happens to this real life person Harold Crick. Harold leads the plot for the author and she pens her way into what happens next to him. Drama it is and one of the best I have seen. This is a must watch movie for all those who love fiction, imagination and Simple Drama as a result of that. I am sure you will enjoy it.

PS: This movie taught me about the phrase “Little did he know”, a third person reference of someone else when the third person knows what happens to the person than the person himself/herself.

Filling Medical Questionnaire

To fill a Medical questionnaire one needs courage. Wait, not courage, you need intelligence, Super human that is, and a lot of patience. Atleast the questionnaire that I got to fill for my Annual checkup.

Name: Are you sure you need my name again? Because I just filled it 10 times on the registration form and printed my name under 15 signatures on privacy notices.

After the name, the form goes on with trivial information like DOB, Today’s date (I will gift you a calendar so you can see today’s date for yourself everyday), place of birth and Reason for visit (Duh!), all of this that was already mentioned in the previous registration/insurance forms.

Family History: Has any blood relative had the following: (Circle if yes)

Mental Illness, Cancer, Diabetes, Stroke, High Cholesterol – Nope none of these even remotely match the word “yes” or even abbreviate to “yes”, So I am not circling them.

Social History: And under this comes the occupation. Are you trying to insult me? You want me to say that of all the great things on earth like Mountaineering, Rafting, Photography, Scientists, I am a mere Software Engineer as Occupation when it comes to my Social History? I understand you are enjoying the peak of your career as a doctor but is this your way of asking your patients to fill their profession and calling it a Social History, to have a sarcastic chuckle? Why wasn’t this called Employment history?

Then comes a blunt question: Are you (circle): Single Married Divorced Widowed.

I am not Circle, I am not square, I am an irregular shaped humanoid. Now what do you want me to do with the other 4 words?

Do you smoke? Yes No. I answered No but it went on to ask How much? and I am left to wonder how to answer How much I don’t smoke!

Exercise Program: Walking around the apartment to get to important places like Bathroom, Fridge, Couch. And as a software engineer I haven’t written any “Program” for Exercise.

List all Medication allergies: I don’t like medicines. They leave a bitter taste in my tongue, unless it tastes good like Benadryl. So you can take it that I am allergic to all medicines.

Surgical History: Nope, I haven’t conducted or performed any surgery on anyone, not even as a 17 year old trying to enter Guinness record, and not even insects or frogs, I was a Computer science major.

Non Surgical History: List all hospitalization without Surgery – Let me check the yellow book and see if there are any hospitals without Surgery department and then get back to you on it.

Sometimes a seemingly trivial but a necessary questionnaire can leave you wondering “WTF”, not just a medical form but it can apply elsewhere too. At somepoint we must all have been Vogons, why on earth otherwise we have to fill form after forms for every single thing that needs to be done.

Like Munnabhai said, “Aadmi martha hai, thab form bharna jaroori hai kya?” (When a man is dying, is it necessary for him to fill the form?).