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AG: Tricky Tag

This is a brand new, innovative, tricky, tortureful tag invented in the labs of WTML by Aparna Gonibeed. Hence the title of the tag is Tricky Tag with a prefix AG that stands for Aparna Gonibeed. I will tell why I added that prefix in the rules.

Rules:

1.Title your tag post by appending your tagger’s initial to the existing title. So people I have tagged will have the title as “AG-DB: Tricky Tag” where AG stands for Aparna Gonibeed and DB stands for Dinesh Babu. So when you tag someone else, the other person will have to append your initials to the title. Hence the tag title will grow as AG-DB-XY-YZ-ZW-… and so on until the entire world goes crazy. If this rule is confusing, read it again until you understand.

2. Answer the following questions briefly.

What do you do when..

– You see a man (or woman) making a pass (trying to woo / flirt / impress) on a woman (or man) you like?

If you have a gun

then shoot the man

else if you have a knife

then stab the man

else if you have nails

then scratch the hell out of him

else if you have teeth

then bite the man

else go to an orthodontist

Endif

– Some one you like, is not attracted to you?

This question is only valid if I don’t go to jail due to answer to question one and hence I would now be in the orthodontist’s office.

if orthodontist is the one you like

then you better go to a different one, She is already not attracted to your toothless face!

else if you are not lazy

get fake teeth, get some plastic surgery done, go to gym and work out, become attractive and win her

else

throw mud on her face and make her unattractive. We will be even.

Endif

– You are attracted to some one, but both of you are in two different cities?

After throwing mud on her face, I am bound to be shipped out to a different city.

You are right, it is very difficult to be attracted, with both being in two different cities. Distance is a major parameter in the equation of gravitational force of attraction. I was once attracted to Kajol, the bollywood actress and we were always in different cities. Kajol was so sad that she kept crying through the entire movie of Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum, while I was overcoming my sadness by chewing gum.

– You are reading a book, and your best friend wants to borrow it and can’t wait for you to finish reading, β€˜coz he/she has been looking for it for all their life?

It depends on what the book is. If it is a Dictionary or Telephone directory I will give it right away and may be he/she wasn’t looking for those all his/her life anyway. Probably the real book of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, if that is what he/she has been looking then I am not giving it away.

– You help plan his / her career, and then, they go on to achieve it, leaving you behind, alone..

If I help plan his/her career then he or she will become anything from Groundnut seller in the beach to a salon hair dresser, Laundry man to Hotel waiter/tress!

– Say a few nice things about your Tagger – Aparna Gonibeed

a. She is an adventurous woman. I mean look at her photo, she is wearing a Bandana, She’s gotta be a Motorcycle riding, Free spirited adventurous type.

b. She is a silent achiever. With photo as the evidence, look at her left hand covering her mouth indicating she can be silent. If you are silent, you got nothing else to do but achieve.

c. She is a Woman of Ambition. She wants to rule the World with her pen. Proof: her recent post on how she bought a Globe and a Pen in Odyssey.

d. She is a brave woman. She can land in Kolkatta with suitcases in the night and have dinner in Pizza hut (Dinner in Pizza hut alone makes her Super brave).

e. She is a Woman who loves Fashion (Who doesn’t?). But hey I have proof for this – Fancy Pants.

I would like to tag – Vishesh, Amit, Arvind, Anniyan, Rahul

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I am a Software Engineer by profession. My interests are in Computers, Science, Technology, Movies, Music, Photography and Writing. I love to do a lot of things, but am still searching for the ultimate thing that I can love to do. You will find here all the volcanic outbursts of my creative side as I explore the world through my perspective. Well, mainly fun, what's world without any fun!

13 thoughts on “AG: Tricky Tag

  1. he he ..very nice answers in else if statements πŸ˜› ….
    whao!! people are finding more and more and creative ways of doing a tag. .
    .
    vimal too has tagged me this ..will do this soon …
    i am afraid this tagis going to be difficult 😦 ..
    πŸ˜›

  2. Reema
    “wow!! Aparna must be v happy now”
    I hope she is. I have given all whacky answers!

    “Liked the Kajol reply”
    Thank you πŸ™‚

    Arvind
    “he he ..very nice answers in else if statements”
    Thanks πŸ™‚ What else but if … else?

    “whao!! people are finding more and more and creative ways of doing a tag.”
    It makes it fun and interesting to do tags.

    “i am afraid this tagis going to be difficult”
    Tell me about it, I had the same feeling !

  3. @Dinesh – Thank you very much. That’s a bit too much credit… Honestly, a bit much for me to take & digest… So, thank you.. πŸ˜€

    I loved your replies… Brilliant! The ‘If’ statements were new & creative!! πŸ˜€

    No wonder you are on top of my blog roll.. πŸ˜€

    & I absolutely love your new rule!!! Brilliant! You do deserve an award of sorts for your brilliance!

  4. Explain in not more than 3 sentences how to help plan someone’s career as
    Groundnut seller in the beach to a salon hair dresser, Laundry man to Hotel waiter/tress!

    So you had Gum then did you meet Khushi?

    And the reply to q 1 shows your resourcefulness. Ai Lyke eet!

  5. Oh Boy! you must have made Aparna’s day πŸ˜€ Nice replies πŸ™‚ u into vb?? if…then…endif?!? lol! Kajol was crying in K3G bcos of you!!
    And your rule!! omg! why are people like you and Aparna hell bent on torturing people with your rules on tags!! πŸ˜€ Thank God Aparna tagged me before yours πŸ˜€

  6. Aparna G

    “Thank you very much. That’s a bit too much credit… Honestly, a bit much for me to take &
    digest… So, thank you.. :-D”

    You are welcome and if you thought this was too much then thank god I left out 2 more things I had
    thought out to write about you πŸ™‚ If you are worried about digestion have little bit of Garlic and Ginger πŸ™‚

    “I loved your replies… Brilliant! The β€˜If’ statements were new & creative!! :-D”
    Thank you πŸ™‚ If statements happen due to long hours of coding!

    “No wonder you are on top of my blog roll.. :-D”
    It is a trick. Name your blog with a number starting with 1, like 18,000 RPM, wordpress puts it to top. Shh…. don’t tell any1.

    “& I absolutely love your new rule!!! Brilliant!”
    Somehow it came with the flow … Thank you πŸ™‚

    Vishesh
    “ha well another one of these πŸ˜€ will do it πŸ˜€ but i think after a while,lol too much of love in the air isn’t good :P”
    Yes, Alavukku minjinal Amuthamum Nanju (“If the quantity is more, even Honey is poison” is the
    crude translation).

  7. Usha
    “Explain in not more than 3 sentences how to help plan someone’s career as Groundnut seller in the beach to a salon hair dresser, Laundry man to Hotel waiter/tress!”
    I will explain in 1 sentence – Cast your vote in Elections and do nothing.
    Ok, 1 more sentence. I like Groundnuts, Like to get my hair cut once a while, Like to wear clean clothes, Like to go to restaurants once a while, so my demands for these things drive these jobs.

    “So you had Gum then did you meet Khushi?”
    No, but Khushi must have got her shoes stuck to the Gum I spitted out πŸ™‚

    “And the reply to q 1 shows your resourcefulness. Ai Lyke eet!”
    Thank you πŸ™‚ But this doesn’t mean I don’t have teeth. I do, including Wisdom tooth, touchwood!
    (not wisdom tho!).

    Apar
    Welcome to my blog πŸ™‚

    “Oh Boy! you must have made Aparna’s day :D”
    I am glad I made someone’s day πŸ™‚

    “Nice replies :)”
    Thank you πŸ™‚

    “u into vb?? if…then…endif?!? lol!”
    Naa, haven’t done vb. Just added endif to make it look like programming πŸ™‚

    “Kajol was crying in K3G bcos of you!!”
    Of course yes, She was in so much sorrow thinking about me and all I did was chew gum. I think that’s why she cried.

    “And your rule!! omg! why are people like you and Aparna hell bent on torturing people with your rules on tags!! :D”
    Muhhaaahaaaaa

    Rahul
    “DB- thanks πŸ™‚ Shall do it soon.”
    Hey, Thanks for commenting on all my old posts. I am glad you are back in action and hopefully these tag things should get you restarted πŸ™‚

  8. You left something out? Gosh! We tend to believe we can control the information in our blogs and our e-lives, but, i guess it is a lot more easy for me, as an outsider to understand you from what you write, than for you, the core subject of your life to look at it with an external perspective!

    Phew! πŸ˜€

  9. Anon
    “Haha nice one”
    Thank you πŸ™‚

    “Just saw your link from T-DNAs site. You should tag him to do this too!”
    I have left him a comment requesting to do this tag. We shall see. He is the Guru, it will be interesting if he does this tag!

    Aparna
    “You left something out?”
    Yeah, Humour and Fun loving πŸ™‚

    “We tend to believe we can control the information in our blogs and our e-lives”
    Once you are into blogs, your control will be out of control.

    “but, i guess it is a lot more easy for me, as an outsider to understand you from what you write, than for you, the core subject of your life to look at it with an external perspective!”
    Brilliant! You gave me an Idea for a post. We see ourselves only from our reflections. We know more about ourselves from others.

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