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The Battle of the Bathian Sea

Captain Shorty Pie is standing short in the Bathian Sea and this time she is surrounded by a multitude of sea creatures. One by one the creatures are floating towards her. A star fish, a sea horse, an octopus, a blue whale, a sea lion, a shark and a jelly fish all of them in every single direction, lay there waiting for her to make the next step. She is completely surrounded, she has nowhere to go. Oh god! this is the first time in the history of Sea creatures attacking a short Captain, that there are so many sea creatures attacking a short captain all at once.

The star fish is all orangey and ready to feast on the prey. The sea lion makes an echoing moo noise which is extremely devastating. The sea horse does the sea horse neigh and taking quick swim steps to get ready for the attack. The octopus waves all of its arms in every direction and makes its move slowly towards the captain and getting ready to embrace her in its venomous arms. The blue whale squirts out water from the top and opens its mouth wide open with the blue whale noise. The shark makes rapid swims and jumps with its fins and coming in closer. The jelly fish emanates its vicious jelly like substance that will get anyone who comes in its path.

Such was the situation, so dangerous and nowhere to go. But our captain has conquered the 7 seas. She has been there to every corner of the world and fought every creature in her way. She is no stranger to such situation. She can handle this with ease. Captain gets ready with her crouching stand with legs wide apart. It is the strongest of the stance and only experienced adventurers adapt it.

She quickly moves to the right and grabs the star fish with her palm and squeezes the juice out of it and throws it away. The rest of the creatures pause for a moment and get cautious. They come to know she is not an easy prey. She is a fighter and they have to beware. The sea horse quickly tries to make an attack from the back, but our captain is too smart. She grabs the sea horse by its stomach and squeezes its juice out of it and puts it in a container. The rest of the creatures are now really scared, they are not going to take the next step but will wait for her.

But she doesn’t wait, She has got into her stance and there is no turning back for her. She now grabs the blue whale with her right hand and the jelly fish by her left hand and squeezes them and extracts an ocean of juice from them in just a few seconds. She growls and makes an angry face when she does that. It scares the big juices out of the Octopus and the Shark, who are the only ones left in the battle. They are not sure if they are strong enough to fight the almighty captain. Shorty pie puts one step further towards the octopus. The shark takes one step back. The octopus tries to bow down to the incredible pie but it is not forgiven. The shark tries to give an attack from the side but she is too clever and moves away. The shark now goes to her left and watches the captain squeezing the last drops of juice from the octopus.

It is now a duel between the shark and the captain. The shark makes one final attempt to jump on the captain. The captain catches the shark and squeezes the juice out of it too. The shark screams in agony but that is masked completely by the arrogant growl of the juice squeezing captain. Captain Shorty Pie of the bathian sea once again smells victory.

And this is how I see, when my daughter plays with her squirt toys in the bath tub.

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11 thoughts on “The Battle of the Bathian Sea

  1. I was like…oh this is sooo violent; until I came to the last line. Now I am like “awwwww!!! (with the typical Americi drawl) that is so cute!” πŸ™‚ Guess your imagination is as fertile as your daughter’s πŸ˜€ How old is she btw?

  2. arey pehle to mujhe laga ki aapka dimaag satak gaya hai!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    “And this is how I see, when my daughter plays with her squirt toys in the bath tub.” I almost laughed out aloud even though i am sitting in the office, had to really check myself…this was toooooo good! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

    Your daughter might look so cute while playing with her toys… mine looked awesome! Children when engrossed in their play are at their best, hai na!! πŸ˜€

  3. I thought so πŸ™‚ I used to play these kind of games for a long time πŸ˜€ lol i used to build space ships with chairs and all πŸ˜› even now i am capable of making those kind of games…:P no time to play πŸ˜›

  4. LOL …never expected such an end ..was expecting a kind fo short story ..
    πŸ™‚
    you should make a video of ur daughter playing and post it here πŸ˜€

  5. Apar
    I was like…oh this is sooo violent;
    he he … got ya!

    Now I am like β€œawwwww!!! (with the typical Americi drawl) that is so cute!”
    Thank you πŸ™‚ I think so too!

    Guess your imagination is as fertile as your daughter’s
    I hope so, it is hard to find!

    How old is she btw?
    She is about 21 months.

    Sakhi
    arey pehle to mujhe laga ki aapka dimaag satak gaya hai!!
    Just for pehle? For someone to write like this, dimaag has to satak all the time.

    I almost laughed out aloud even though i am sitting in the office
    I hope no one were around looking at you and trying to apply the “Dimaag satak” to you πŸ™‚

    this was toooooo good!
    Thank you πŸ™‚

    Your daughter might look so cute while playing with her toys
    Indeed!

    mine looked awesome!
    I am sure she did πŸ™‚

    Children when engrossed in their play are at their best, hai na!!
    Yes, they are great when they are themselves and doing things without bothering about anything. Free spirit (Not the alcoholwali spirit)

    Vishesh
    I thought so πŸ™‚
    You guessed it!

    i used to build space ships with chairs and all
    Did you happen to have the schematics? πŸ™‚

    even now i am capable of making those kind of games…
    I am sure a lot of us are, when they are asked to bring the child in them.

    no time to play
    All time for work and so no time to play.

    Arvind
    never expected such an end
    That’s the twist.

    was expecting a kind fo short story
    This is indeed a short story, but made out of true incident and imagination.

    you should make a video of ur daughter playing and post it here
    Don’t wanna risk being misused by spammers … sorry!

    Reema
    Awwww very very cute!
    Indeed … Thank you!

  6. Maxdavinci
    I had he-man and skeletor action figures as a kid in my bath tub
    Fun that would have been. What about the others in that series!

    Sharad
    you have been tagged
    Thank you, I will try to do it sometime πŸ™‚

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