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2.0

Ever since there was Web 2.0, I don’t know if it revolutionized the Internet very much, but the suffix 2.0 has caused a huge stir in the vocabulary of common geek man (Common Geek is one who lusts for that 1TB USB external hard drive for $99 through techbargains.com).

Here is what has happened so far:

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Geek Husband: Honey, Dosa is so boring. It is simple and plain like the old text only Internet.

Wife: Ok, Let me get creative.

Geek Husband: Wow! I love this tomato Dosa, Wow Spicy Dosa and Masala dosa, Double Wow! This is so good, this is so latest, this is so Dosa 2.0!

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Wife: (In a Hot tone) Honey, what we are going to experience tonight is going to be like never before, It is going to be so 2.0

Geek Husband: (Reddish and Profusely sweating and stammering) ehhhh…errr… really …2.0?

Wife: What! Did you forget? We are going out for Ice skating tonight? I told you … Don’t you remember!

Geek Husband: Ohhh! that … Skating 2.0! I thought … never mind! (Wiping the sweat)

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… In a early 2000’s Yahoo chat room …

mduveeran: Yo all, Cricket is so boring don’t you think! Hate the one whole day games and completely reject 5 days!

rdrav2000: Get off mduveeran, You know nothing about cricket and its technicals.

lmodi2008: a/s/l please?

sach2001:  Hmm, agree with you rdrav2000. lmodi2008, boooriinnnggg! ask any other question.

mduveeran: ahhhhhhh, I am yelling. I will Pee and come back and Yell! No one is listening to my Idea, Cricket 2.0!

lmodi2008: Hmm, I will Pee and Yell. Hmm, I Pee Yell. hmm, IPL. Got it guys, Cricket 2.0. May be we should play 20 overs a side game.

rdrav2000: Ha ha ha, In your dreams lmodi2008!

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The above dialogues are completely Imaginary 2.0 and has nothing to do with any real life character 2.0.

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I am a Software Engineer by profession. My interests are in Computers, Science, Technology, Movies, Music, Photography and Writing. I love to do a lot of things, but am still searching for the ultimate thing that I can love to do. You will find here all the volcanic outbursts of my creative side as I explore the world through my perspective. Well, mainly fun, what's world without any fun!

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