AG: Tricky Tag

This is a brand new, innovative, tricky, tortureful tag invented in the labs of WTML by Aparna Gonibeed. Hence the title of the tag is Tricky Tag with a prefix AG that stands for Aparna Gonibeed. I will tell why I added that prefix in the rules.

Rules:

1.Title your tag post by appending your tagger’s initial to the existing title. So people I have tagged will have the title as “AG-DB: Tricky Tag” where AG stands for Aparna Gonibeed and DB stands for Dinesh Babu. So when you tag someone else, the other person will have to append your initials to the title. Hence the tag title will grow as AG-DB-XY-YZ-ZW-… and so on until the entire world goes crazy. If this rule is confusing, read it again until you understand.

2. Answer the following questions briefly.

What do you do when..

– You see a man (or woman) making a pass (trying to woo / flirt / impress) on a woman (or man) you like?

If you have a gun

then shoot the man

else if you have a knife

then stab the man

else if you have nails

then scratch the hell out of him

else if you have teeth

then bite the man

else go to an orthodontist

Endif

– Some one you like, is not attracted to you?

This question is only valid if I don’t go to jail due to answer to question one and hence I would now be in the orthodontist’s office.

if orthodontist is the one you like

then you better go to a different one, She is already not attracted to your toothless face!

else if you are not lazy

get fake teeth, get some plastic surgery done, go to gym and work out, become attractive and win her

else

throw mud on her face and make her unattractive. We will be even.

Endif

– You are attracted to some one, but both of you are in two different cities?

After throwing mud on her face, I am bound to be shipped out to a different city.

You are right, it is very difficult to be attracted, with both being in two different cities. Distance is a major parameter in the equation of gravitational force of attraction. I was once attracted to Kajol, the bollywood actress and we were always in different cities. Kajol was so sad that she kept crying through the entire movie of Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Ghum, while I was overcoming my sadness by chewing gum.

– You are reading a book, and your best friend wants to borrow it and can’t wait for you to finish reading, ‘coz he/she has been looking for it for all their life?

It depends on what the book is. If it is a Dictionary or Telephone directory I will give it right away and may be he/she wasn’t looking for those all his/her life anyway. Probably the real book of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, if that is what he/she has been looking then I am not giving it away.

– You help plan his / her career, and then, they go on to achieve it, leaving you behind, alone..

If I help plan his/her career then he or she will become anything from Groundnut seller in the beach to a salon hair dresser, Laundry man to Hotel waiter/tress!

– Say a few nice things about your Tagger – Aparna Gonibeed

a. She is an adventurous woman. I mean look at her photo, she is wearing a Bandana, She’s gotta be a Motorcycle riding, Free spirited adventurous type.

b. She is a silent achiever. With photo as the evidence, look at her left hand covering her mouth indicating she can be silent. If you are silent, you got nothing else to do but achieve.

c. She is a Woman of Ambition. She wants to rule the World with her pen. Proof: her recent post on how she bought a Globe and a Pen in Odyssey.

d. She is a brave woman. She can land in Kolkatta with suitcases in the night and have dinner in Pizza hut (Dinner in Pizza hut alone makes her Super brave).

e. She is a Woman who loves Fashion (Who doesn’t?). But hey I have proof for this – Fancy Pants.

I would like to tag – Vishesh, Amit, Arvind, Anniyan, Rahul